Funny subtitles

I was watching an interview with Will Smith today, and the subtitles were really badly translated. The person who wrote them obviously had no familiarity with American culture, nor did he understand Will Smith's accent very well. Some examples:

sign 'em, Dad = hijo muerto (son dead)
Tupac Shakur = dos paquetes (two packs)
while you was playing around = mientras usabas el avión (while you used the plane)

Now I know why I don't understand the jokes in foreign films with subtitles....

I've moved into my new apartment. It's not quite as nice as I'd hoped. I didn't actually see the apartment before I agreed to take it, which was really dumb. They showed me the apartment next door, which was supposedly identical except a little smaller, but that turns out not to be true. Live and learn. At least it's quite a bit cheaper than the other alternatives.